Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro #1
I. Sue. Drunks. I’m Jim Shapiro, the tough, smart lawyer. For the victims they hurt, for the survivors of those they killed, I hunt them down and I wring out every single dollar. No matter how long it takes. If a drunk has wrecked your life, call 1-800…
Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro #2
The same as #1, but with awesomer graphics in the background.
Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro #3
Hurt? I’m Jim Shapiro, the tough, smart lawyer. I’m hard-nosed, hard-boiled, hard-hitting. I’ll hunt down whoever hurt you and settle the score. I’ll get you every dollar possible, as fast as possible. Every single dollar. Call 1-800…
Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro #4
Hurt? I cannot rip out the hearts of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads! But, I can hunt them down and settle the score! I’ll squeeze ‘em for every dime I can. Every! Single! Dime! I’m Jim “THE HAMMER” Shapiro, but I cannot proceed until you call! 1-800…
Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro #5
Victims… Victims… Victims! I’m proud to say that many victims call me their last resort. I accept injury cases that most lawyers won’t take. I want to get you all the cash you deserve. I’m Jim “THE HAMMER” Shapiro. 1-800…
Wild. I don’t know if he is most frightening when angry in video #4, or if the manic, fanatic-like self-conviction of the fifth video manages to steal the show.
I do know that going through all five videos in one sitting and starting the next video about six seconds before the previous video ends (so they play at the same time) is like, totally awesome.