A quick update before I leave: at work, there is an open office area connected to a kitchen, wherein people do kitchen things, like microwave food and things. There are utensils, mostly plastic, to help further this process.

At the desk I’m working (we all use each other’s desks, so this isn’t my stuff, people), there is a small collection of deadly items all strung out in a little row: a stapler, a lighter, a GIANT, SHARP, METAL KNIFE, and a pair of scissors. All by pure happenstance (or diabolic design of another–who can truly tell?)

What an office. I’m not sure, but I think the knife is +2 to awesomeness.